Sunday, December 2, 2012

You know you have fertility issues when......

I took these from a few message boards that I read, thought I would share.  Funny and highly accurate. (Kinda sad)

You refer to your doctor as your "RE" and no one else has a clue what you are talking about.
Your months are split it two halves- before "O" and before "AF".
You know more about the male reproductive system than most men!
You pee on a stick more days than not.
You look like a junkie from all the blood draws.
It's no longer a big deal to have transvaginal ultrasound
It no longer bothers you to inject needles into that tender tummy.
You actually know your ovarian reserve.
RE bills are added to regular bills each month, there are so many.
You feel comfortable saying "cervical mucus"out loud.
You have more needles in the fridge than food You go to your doctors on a Saturday or Sunday
When your credit card statement has a charge for $4,000 for sperm vials.
You hope to O...meaning ovulate and not orgasm




1 comment:

  1. Hilarious! I'm so guilty of saying RE and ER. When I tweeted that it was the day of ER, everyone thought it meant emergency room-lol! Hope you're doing well.

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